SOMETIMES YOU GAMBLE,
SOMETIMES YOU LOSE YOUR PANTS
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TRUST YOUR INTESTINES. YOU WERE WRONG. THAT WET FART IN THE CASINO WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF YOUR DESCENT INTO PURE, UNADULTERATED SHAME.
THE BROWN LIQUID SEEPING DOWN YOUR LEG AS YOU DESPERATELY TRY TO REACH THE BATHROOM. EVERYONE KNOWS. EVERYONE CAN SMELL YOUR FAILURE.
YOUR UNDERWEAR IS RUINED. YOUR DIGNITY IS GONE. YOUR PANTS ARE A BIOHAZARD. BUT YOU'RE STILL AT THE POKER TABLE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DEGENERATE.
JUST LIKE YOUR BOWELS, THE MARKET IS UNPREDICTABLE. BOTH CAN EXPLODE WITHOUT WARNING AND LEAVE YOU COVERED IN SHIT.
YOU PANIC SELL YOUR TOKENS FASTER THAN YOU RUN TO THE BATHROOM. WEAK STOMACH, WEAK HANDS, WEAK PORTFOLIO.
YOU DREAM OF LAMBO BUT WAKE UP IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN INTESTINAL FLUIDS. THIS IS YOUR REALITY. EMBRACE THE SHART.
ONE BILLION TOKENS FOR ONE BILLION SHARTS
NO TAXES BECAUSE WE'RE NOT THE IRS
OWNED BY DEGENERATES WHO SHIT THEMSELVES
FAST LIKE DIARRHEA, CHEAP LIKE TOILET PAPER
TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU SHIT YOURSELF. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FOR BOWEL DISASTERS.
COMPETE FOR THE "MOST DISGUSTING SHART" AWARD. WINNER GETS EXCLUSIVE NFT OF THEIR SOILED UNDERWEAR.